During Trump’s speech to Congress, he introduced a new governmental agency called VOICE: Violence of Immigration Crime Engagement
If I were president, I would bring to the people an executive action. You will be able to vote, and the top five pet peeves now become punishable by law.
Wearing sandals with socks – Capital Punishment
Who has the audacity to wear scandals with socks? Such an egregious act should be punished by our institutions. Think of the children and the future leaders we want in our country. We cannot have this to be a continuing trends.
Wearing Crocs – Minor offense misdemeanors or fine
Pretty self-explanatory. Anyone caught wearing crocs shall be imposed with a fine our jailed for up to 30 days, depending on state laws.
Crocs with socks? A crime as heinous as this gets elevated to a felony and qualifies for the death penalty.
In some countries, like Japan, slurping is considered a sign of respect.
Not in America. The grotsequeness of the sounds omitted by the act of slurping shall be condemned and will be considered a felonious act. A mandatory minimum of 10 years in jail will be imposed if found guilty of slurping.
I would rule like the President of the Philippine’s.
Replace the word drugs with crocs, sandals with socks, and slurping: that will be my credo.
I probably shouldn’t be president.