The days of mudane, dull politicans are long over. How dank are you? That is an answer many politicans are going to have to answer in the upcoming years. The tidewave is currently shifting. These three faces are the leaders in this new wave of dank politicans.
*note this list only incorporates politicans that are currently in office*
3. Ted Cruz
The redemptive tail of Ted Cruz’s dankness is one that almost brings me to tears. Swarmy and unlikeable were the only two words that could describe this man.
Here is a video of him refering to a basketball hoop as a “basketball ring.” This was pre-dank Cruz, all a distant and foggy memory.
This joke stems from the long held belief that Grayson Allen, Duke University basketball player, looks like Ted Cruz.
2. Norm Kelly
Norm Kelly is a Canadian politican whose twitter account resembles that of a college-aged internet dweller. I want to whole-heartedly believe that it is not an Intern behind these tweets, but I am suspicious.
He also has a deep infatuation for Toronto native, Drake.
1. Donald Trump
The Undisputed champ, without a doubt. Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign was a shit-post galore, creating some of the best memes the universe has ever witnessed. Politics aside, there is no denying this claim.